Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
get your head in the game
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.
dont let the fanfic writers see this
I thought strawberry blonde would be in the blonde section…
Her hair was a beautiful shade of firetruck
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into itfunny as fuck
this is both metal a/f and adorable I love it